Introduction
I’m sorry for whatever got you to read this. Money, kids, overweight, health, or so much stress either your eyes will explode like a cartoon character, or you’ll wake up one morning, the covers over your head, unable to get out of bed, or even answer your best friend’s text.
I hate introductions – so I’m going to get straight into it. Your life really is probably sh*t if you chose to listen to this, so I’m going to give you stuff to get started on straight away so maybe you can breathe a bit easier, have a bit of a way out, see the light at the end of the tunnel, or maybe just know that there is a tunnel, even if you can’t see the end or the light, or even imagine it.
I couldn’t either, homeless with breast cancer – sleeping in my car – I couldn’t see the tunnel, or the light.
If you’re white knuckling this, hanging on the edge of the cliff…I gotcha. I’m no genius. I’ve just lived a long time, got a good memory, and know how to type. For years as I’m driving along, I’ll hear a joke, or a piece of wisdom, or something dead set stupid that I’ve done that I can warn you against…now when it comes to dumb shit what’s that song “I’ve done all the dumb things”…yeah, that’s me!
The Pet Professor 